uncliche v-day?

We are all supposed to hate Valentines day. The cliche isn't hearts, chocolate and roses anymore..the cliche has become anti-Valentines day. Even people in relationships now boycott the traditions because they werent in a relationship the last 3 valentines days that rolled around and vowed to themselves that if they ever ended up with someone, they would not compromise their MORALS goddammit!! I will be angry and avoid all the Hallmark intiated scams. Im so trendy, sooo sooooo trendy. Good for me.

yes, this worked for even scutt for about 9 years. Boo Valentines day. Yeah we can spend the day together but nothing romantic. Wait, what are you doing? Put down that sexy teddy and get that Chocolate truffle out of your mouth. I said NO ROMANCE!

Although this year, is slightly different. How to you tell your anti-romance and Anti-valentines day "someone" that you want him to do something romantic? Well you can't. He isn't romantic and he isnt even that into this whole thing. So no valentines day surprise for you. Even if your idea of romance is teddy bears with heads cut off and little X'es where their eyes used to be. Or dead Flowers..now that is uncliche.

Good for me.