three reasons.
Three reasons why I really like Greg White:
1) He screams "TACO DAVE" in a high pitched voice in my ear when I am trying to work.
2) He has interesting facts on homeless people and why they shouldn't get your money, (after I was quite upset that one said to me, "You think your so fucking wonderful!")
3) He has really cool hair.
Three reasons why I really like Laura and kate:
1) They both get faaaaaaaaaaarr too drunk when they drink and molest me.
2) They hung up on me when I told them I wanted to change my name to an equally lame version of my current name..Kari.
3) They both DESPISE my breakfast sandwiches, and I am currrently making one right now.
Three reasons why I really hate Satan:
1) He is entirely red and that makes me irritable.
2) He keeps calling and asking me to do bad things.
3) He is a costume cop-out for stupid girls everywhere who just want to look like sluts for halloween (sexy devils anyone?)
1) He screams "TACO DAVE" in a high pitched voice in my ear when I am trying to work.
2) He has interesting facts on homeless people and why they shouldn't get your money, (after I was quite upset that one said to me, "You think your so fucking wonderful!")
3) He has really cool hair.
Three reasons why I really like Laura and kate:
1) They both get faaaaaaaaaaarr too drunk when they drink and molest me.
2) They hung up on me when I told them I wanted to change my name to an equally lame version of my current name..Kari.
3) They both DESPISE my breakfast sandwiches, and I am currrently making one right now.
Three reasons why I really hate Satan:
1) He is entirely red and that makes me irritable.
2) He keeps calling and asking me to do bad things.
3) He is a costume cop-out for stupid girls everywhere who just want to look like sluts for halloween (sexy devils anyone?)
posted by PS at
10:45 AM
3 Comments:
i'm being a sexy devil for halloween.
then i'm going to get too drunk and molest you.
p.s. i think you're so fucking wonderful.
can you tell that to the mentally ill man outside the Royal York's neighbouring Tim Hortons?
I couldn't tell through my umbrella but Im pretty sure he was being condescending...
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